Can be Funny or Awesome heres one to get started

back then when I had a very weak pc I created this.
here it goes :
Lag is the cause of my death
Wooden pc is my body
And slow connection is my blood
I have lagged in over a thousand games
Unknown to 30 fps
Nor known to 30 ms
Have withstood spikes, to survive many freezes
Yet those lags, will never end anytime
So as I whine, Unlimited Lag Spikes

Well... heres my classic, Unlimited []D.[].[]v[].[]D Works.

I can whip up a fail one about DDR >>

WHERE IS ARIA? I see Aria in the title but I don't see Aria here! =(

But now that I'm here...



What I was hoping to see:

Spoiler:

I should be able to do one about my fail sig after the picture of thunder god.

I am the spirit of hell.
Nothingness is my body and Void is my soul
I have withstood the depths of hell.
Unknown to Redemption.
Nor known to Strife.
I have followed the legions, Waiting for my final battle.
Yet, I will never regret the fight I have chosen.
As I pray

I am the bone of my fail.
Excuses are my body and noob is my blood.
I have tried over a thousand times.
Unknown to success,
Nor known to wins.
Have withstood many games to lose
So as I pray,
UFW.

This Aria Parody is for Zou cause he likes Touhou o.o

I am the bullet of my danmaku.
Dodge is my body, and focus is my blood.
I have grazed over a thousand shots.
Unaware of death.
Nor aware of continues.
Withstood spell cards to defeat many bosses.
Waiting for the Extra stage.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Touhou Works."

This one is for Sakurai who never goes on anymore.

I can haz lolcats
The cake is a lie, and I see what you did there
My power level is over 9000
Unknown to pedobear
Nor known to raptor jesus
All your base are belong to us
Yet Zabuza sword can not be beat
So as I lurkmore
Unlimited Troll Works!

This one is for Kiri no Haku cause this matches him.

I am the bane of my hand.
Torrents are my body, and rapidshare is my blood.
I have created over a thousand loads.
Unknown to sex.
Nor known to girls.
Have withstood pain to create many orgasms.
Yet, those orgasms will never be with girls.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Pr0n Works."

This is for piraters

I am but an observer
Anime is what I see and manga is what I read
I have witnessed over a hundred series
Unaware of boredom
Nor aware of reality
Have withstood time to download many things
Yet my computer alone, shall never hold them all
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blank CDs"

the ubw parodies gets less like ubw chant the further down the list of parodies u go

This is for 4Chan

Nu bish, DDR and lolis apply to me. >>

I have one for you ryuuzaki.

I am the noob of ufw.
Failing is my body, and being a smartass is my soul.
I have o.o'd many times.
Unknown to pussy
Nor known to penis
Withstood the will to cry over the internet, Waiting for my mother
Yet, i will never be accepted.
As i pray,

Here's my Aria on invisibility

Lol I did some modifications to the originals that I think made sense tell me what you think

(Shirou UBW version with one small modification)

A crafter of swords
Whose blood is of iron and whose heart of glass
He survived through countless battles
Not even once retreating
Not even once being victorious
His fate is his alone
Forging iron in a hill of swords
Waiting for a future that shall come soon
Thus, his life needs no meaning
As I pray,
Unlimited Blade Works

(Archer version yet again modified)

A body guided by duty
Whose blood was of iron and heart was of glass
He survived through countless battles
Not even once retreating
Not even once being understood
He was always alone
Cast for betrayal in his own hill of swords
Thus, a life that held no meaning
For his fate had fooled him too
As I pray,
Unlimited Blade Works